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True Text Messages - <p><p><strong>SpongebobWe watched Spongebob today in classthat's awesome!</strong></p> <p>Want to know something about Spongebob?What?Spongebob=sponge=super absorbent=lives in Bikini BottomYeah so?Spongebob is a tampon.</p></p>

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Rachel (Indiana) posted this on Sep 14, 2011 at 6:01pm
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True Text Messages - <p><p><strong>AvivaDo you know a turtle's only weakness?</strong></p> <p>Uh.</p> <p>Their slowness?</p> <p>No.</p> <p>Their only weakness is that they can't roll back when they are on their backs.</p> <p>Oh lol, so if you tape two turtles together, they'd be unstoppable, right?</p> <p>...</p> <p>OH MY GOD.</p> <p>BRB.</p></p>

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Erin posted this on Jul 12, 2011 at 3:00pm
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