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Alien

Awkward Parents - <p>Alien faceSweetie what does this mean 8======D~ your sister said it was an alien smiley face but it dont look like a face at all to me and she said the ~ was optional <br>mom, stop listening to my sister and dont send that to ppl<br>why? what is it<br>its a penis mom turn your phone sideways and think about it for a second<br>OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS I HAVE BEEN SENDING THAT TO EVERYONE AT THE END OF MY MESSAGES I BET EVERYONE AT WORK IS GOING TO THINK I AM A BIG PERV!!!!!!!!!!!!<br>=.=;;</p>

Name your price

Ownage - <p>DadHey Babe, I can't wait to see you tonight, wife's out of town, we have the whole night alone ;)<br> Excuse me, Who exactly did you mean to send this to dad...?<br>Shit...Alright, name your price.<br>$2,000 cash, a new car, new laptop, the new Iphone, biggest tv we can find, as many new clothes as I want, and a pony that flies. All of it, or else I tell Mom.<br>I can't do all of that, pony's don't exist!<br>Exactly, Prick.</p>

Showers

Other - <p>Ever hate when ppl are like 'Sorry i was in the shower then you think of them naked?<br>sorry i didn't see your text i was in the shower</p>

Some awesome lists!

murder??

Awkward Parents - <p>mom<br>hey honey just wanted to let you know to be careful because someone in our neighborhood just got murdered!<br>what?!?! omg did they die?<br>um are you ok?<br>what do u mean? <br>honey lets go to the doctor....murder means that someone killed them.......<br></p>

Oh, so that's why they taste so good...

Funny Text Messages - <p>KaylaMy parents are out of town for the weekend!!!!!<br>Aweesome u gonna have a party?<br>No! Better!!! I'm gonna stay up till 3 every night baking brownies!!!<br>God ur a nerd... at least put some weed in them...<br>U freaking kidding? I have more originality than that. Imma put smarties in them!!!</p>

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