SmartphOWNED

Rubber

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:00:00 -0500

DerekDude guess what
What
Im going bungie jumping want to come??
Hell no i came into this world cause of broken rubber and i aint goin out the same way

cinnamon

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:00:00 -0500

momhey mom, where's the cinnamon? someone dared me to do the 'cinnamon challenge'
WHAT?! NO! someone died doing that.
someone died from giving childbirth but that didn't stop you...
you are being a smarta$$
i know
STOP IT

dumb girl

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:00:00 -0500

MacI accidently fucked your best friend :/
And? We're not going out. I don't really give a shit :/
But I love you and always have...
You're not the smartest girl are you

bitch

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:00:00 -0500

bitchHey, who is this. someone changed my contacts.
Your girlfriend. whats my name?
Bitch
Who exactly changed your contacts?
My mother.

My GF and Me

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:30:00 -0500

U doin watWhat are you doing?
Studying
What are you doing?
At the club, Standing behind you.

No reply

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:00:00 -0500

KenBabe why are you mad at me? Please reply
Im pregnant
Im breaking up with you
Really still no reply!?
I broke your xbox along with all your games!
SON OF A BITCH!

Ungrateful

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:30:00 -0500

H.K.Son, me and your mom are going to McDonalds, what do u want?
Big Mac and McNiggers
What?
OH MY BAD!! -.- McNuggets, sorry Autocorrect....
Yeah Sure, Autocorrect
...

Literally rolling on the floor laughing.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:00:00 -0500

See that picture of the giant jellyfish I sent you?
Yes! Ugh.. It's so horrible. Does it sting?
Yep, it has 250 testicles.
Shit! No! Tentacles! I meant tentacles!!!
You just don't know how hard I'm laughing right now.
So am I.

thats messed up

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:00:00 -0500

bestiei hate you i hope you fall into a volcano
i hope you get pushed into a pit of acid
i hope you choke on broken glass
i hope you step on a lego
thats just cold

Disconnected

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:00:00 -0500

Greg <3Hey babe
Hey
We're sorry the number you are trying to reach has been disconnected.
Are you still mad?
Sara?
We're sorry the number you are trying to reach has been disconnected. Would you like to text that slutty bitch you cheated on me with during the break instead?

elephant unicorn monkey butts

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:00:00 -0500

FatherDad, I need your help. I'm stuck
Where?
....in the closet.....
I always knew this day would come.
No i'm seriously stuck in the closet, in my room. Come help!
And what?!

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:30:00 -0500

Josh
Your a fag!
Oh wow!
Haha you can't even make a comeback
IF I WANTED MY CUM BACK, I WOULD SCRAPE IT OFF YOUR MOMS CHIN!
0_0

Slut daughter

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:00:00 -0500

SlutchildHey sarah can I sleepover this weekend my parents are going out and I was thinking if they think Im at your house then I can sneak Tyler in my house.
Sure what are you guys going to do?
Your really dumb you know that? We are going to have sex.
YOUR THE DUMB ONE YOUNG LADY. YOUR GROUNDED!!!!!!!
Shit Mom I meant we are going to *play chess* Dumb auto correct.
Save the speech. Just wait until your father comes home.

Oops

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:00:00 -0500

JasonOmg my brothers in jail!
My mom is in the hospital! Why is he in jail??!
He shot some grandma. (He was drunk)How did ur mom get into the hospital?
She got shot by some drunk wacko.
Wait a minute....

Birthday party

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:00:00 -0500

MomIts your Dads birthday!! (: Be over at 5 for the party Ill be done with the blowjob by then! (:
Birthday naked!
....
Birhday cake!!! I hate this Phone!
Hun?
Mom... that means you have typed those before....