Fail Autocorrects and Awkward Parent Texts

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Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>MaxHoly cow..</strong></p>
<p>I saw my step-mom in the shower, I was THIS close to walk in and fuck the shit out of her.</p>
<p>She's so freakin hot, man!WHAT THE HELL!?</p>
<p>ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?</p>
<p>YOUR LITTLE SON OF A BITCH.Oh my freaking god.</p>
<p>Dad.</p>
<p>I didn't..</p>
<p>I wasn't..</p>
<p>Pops, chill down a bit.</p>
<p>Do you think I was..?</p>
<p>Oh holy jesus.</p>
<p>Man, she's like my mother!</p>
<p>I was joking.Ok, son.</p>
<p>You really scared the shit out of me!</p>
<p>Oh fuck no.</p>
<p>FML.</p>
<p>How could I be so fucking clumsy?</p>
<p>I texted dad by mistake that I wanted to fuck Patricia.</p>
<p>She's fucking hot.</p>
<p>If he founds out he'll kill me.Okay.</p>
<p>I'm gonna kill you.</p>
<p>You disgusting piece of shit.</p></p>

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Relationships - <p><p><strong>BoyfriendHey babygirl.</strong></p>
<p>Sorry I didn't text you.</p>
<p>I've been so busy.There's 10,080 minutes in a week and you couldn't use one to text me?I haven't had my phone love.Your fb status was updated from mobile.FuckYou.</p></p>

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<p>I haven't learned all the bells and whistles on this new phone.You are texting grandma...No, it says I'm sending a message.</p>
<p>I'm not that old!*Facepalm*.</p></p>

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