Fail Autocorrects and Awkward Parent Texts

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Ownage - <p>Fat drunk<br>Dude ...how bad was I last night?<br>Go to youtube and search 'Fat drunk fights pole and loses' <br>YOU BASTARD!!.....but that's freakin awesome <br></p>

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omg dad!!

Awkward Parents - <p>Daddy :P<br>No fucking shit! I havent had sex in three years and im a 41 year old single father... Of course im a horny bastard! Get your ass over here! <br>Uh?<br>Look, im alone, my daughters out of the house and I fucking need you.<br>Dad?<br>Oh, shit! Sorry punkin!!!<br>Dad, I think I'm going to spend the night with Brit... And never come home... Bye bye...<br></p>

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Smashed xbox

Ownage - <p>Jack <3<br>Hey katy, my girlfriend is on holiday.. i think you should come over now ;) She's such a bitch, i'm going to dump her, what do you think? <3<br>Look who you're texting asshole.<br>Oops, hi sarah... auto correct?<br>You're stuff is outside in the trash, and by stuff i mean your xbox. Yes you left it at my house, and i smashed it. You cheating dickhead.<br>Fuck....<br></p>

Rachestache Challenge #11 Results!

Hey guys. Another great week! Who knew we had this many Harry Potter fans in Ragestache. Check out the winners below. Once again, they're in no particular order, except for the last one, who was the winner.

Irony

Ownage - <p>LMFAO<br>Damnit son, answer your fucking phone!<br>Geez mom, l couldn't hear it, l have it on vibrate...calm down.<br>Don't ever tell your mother to calm down...you little son of a bitch.<br>Mother, you don't see the irony of calling me a son of a bitch. xD<br>What?! Wait...son of a bitchh... ARE YOU CALLING ME A BITCH NOW?!<br>Welll....when you put it in that form of way...yes. ;)<br></p>

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