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Gum not cum..

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>MomHey sweetie, I just found some cum on your blanket, how did it get there?</strong></p>
<p>Oh my god mom!</p>
<p>I didn't think you'd find out this way.</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>I ment gum!</p>
<p>What were you and Justin doing!</p>
<p>?</p>
<p>Nothing.</p>
<p>Just chewing our gum.</p>
<p>...</p></p>

3way junk

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>Mother,Hey honey.</strong></p>
<p>Mom, dad just offered me a new car, an iPhone 4, a Macbook Pro, and a TV for my room to keep a big secret.</p>
<p>If you can top it, I'll tell you it.</p>
<p>I'll offer a new car, an iPhone 4, a Macbook Pro, a Flatscreen TV, and a $20 per week allowance.</p>
<p>Mom, he told me not to tell you he's cheating.</p>
<p>Oh.</p>
<p>I know this.</p>
<p>I've been trying to bring up the nerve to ask him if he wants a threesome.</p>
<p>MOM WTH?</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>?</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>?</p></p>

Weed Dealer

Fun Text Messages - <p><p><strong>Dadyo Dave can you hook me up with your dealer?</strong></p>
<p>Mine got arrested so I'm outta weed and I'm really lookin forward to blazing next week You texted your father.</p>
<p>But if you want, I can give you my dealer's number.</p>
<p>Just tell him you're Steve's son and that'll do :)DAD?</p>
<p>?</p>
<p>?</p>
<p>?</p>
<p>Yes Michael, what is it?</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>Nothing.</p></p>

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Autocorrects - <p><p><strong>CrayonDivaI swear people are losing their virginity younger than ever now.</strong></p>
<p>I know.</p>
<p>Half of my little brother's grade breaks into abandoned buildings to fuck T.</p>
<p>T That's really disturbing.</p>
<p>They're too young to be that slippery.</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>Wtf.</p>
<p>SNEAKY.</p>
<p>I MEANT SNEAKY.</p></p>

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horny goat

Awkward Text Messages - <p><p><strong>Momhey sweetie next time Matt stays over could you keep the happy sounds to a minimum?</strong></p>
<p>What do you mean mom?</p>
<p>I mean I heard you and that horny goat you call a boyfriend going at it all night.</p>
<p>It got your father going and thats just something I like to avoidomg mom I don't think I can ever have sex againdont do that love.</p>
<p>If you have a guy who can get you off keep screwing him enjoy it while it lasts.</p>
<p>Trust me it won't last forever um ok mom thanks for the advice I'm going to do die in a hole now.</p>
<p>Ill be home for dinner.</p></p>

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