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Relationships - <p>MadiUmm, baby? I've got to tell you something.<br>Okay... sure, what is it?<br>I'm pregnant.<br>Oh my god, how could this happen? Did my condom break? I don't think I can handle a baby! Oh my god!<br>Ha ha. Just kidding. I'm breaking up with you. But it doesn't seem too bad now, right?<br>Hey yeah, you're right.</p>

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Awkward Parents - <p>Jasonyo mamas so stupid when a school bus full of white kids passed she said i want the twinkie<br>yo mamas so black that when she was born god said opp i burnt 1<br>yo mamas so stupid she put makeup on her forehead 2 make up her mind<br>yo mamas so fat when she went outside in a yellow raincoat people said kids get on the bus<br>this is Jason's mom Jason was grounded so i took his phone and when i heard the ding i answered it im calling your mom<br>ohh my GOD I WAS NEVER GROUNDED BEFORE THANK U I CAN FINALLY SAY IN SCHOOL THAT I WAS GROUNDED I AM NOW A BAD BOY</p>

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Ownage - <p>JackDad i just broke a mirror! im going to have 7 years bad luck!<br>that aint so bad, you know what gives you 18 years bad luck?<br>what?<br>a broken condom :D<br>-_-</p>

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Ownage - <p>Daddy_ODad, i got detention today...<br>-_- What did you do this time?<br>The teacher told me the bible was proof that god existed, and I said that if the bible is proof that god exists, a comic book is proof that spiderman exists.<br>This is why you're my favourite son!! You got that smartass genius from me.<br>:D</p>

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