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Other - <p>Rachelheyyy :) wassup<br>my magic brings voldemort to the yard
and im like its hurting my scar. damn right, its hurting my scar.
he tries to curse me with the elder wand...<br>our chem final brings all the students to the yard and theyre like that shit was hard. damn right that shit was hard.and the teacher makes us feel like tards<br>my pussy brings all the boys to the yard. and theyre like, its so soft, damn right, its so soft. and im like. GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAT.<br>hahahaha. youre better at that. literally just pissed myself laughing.</p>

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Relationships - <p>your life.Write me a poem<br>kk here it goes...
Roes are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs
And give me an hour<br>HAHAHAHHA i just peed <br>thats attractive......</p>

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Relationships - <p>FML FML FML<br>what happened?<br>I wore those new white shorts on my date with scotty and while we were watching a scary movie some freak pops up on the screen and i freaking wet myself!!!<br>LMFAO i'm so sorry!!!! LOL i wish i was there<br>it gets worse...

i was on my period.</p>

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Awkward Parents - <p>Dadhi honey, how'd your first day of school go?<br>OMG DAD, Amy Peterson got a boob job and a fake tan over the summer! I swear she put the TAN in TANGERINE! She looks like an orange! And so do her boobs!<br>And Brandon and Jamie broke up! They were the it couple of last year, it's so sad! OH, and Lesley FINALLY came out of the closet. LESBIAN LESLEY! And now she's<br>dating this new girl Andrea, who EVERYBODY knew was gay. I mean, what girl wears cargos on the first day of school?!?!?!<br>....Glad you had fun..??????</p>

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