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Condoms. WTF

Awkward Parents - <p>MotherWhere is your condom stash?<br>Why......? <br>Because me and your father need one.<br>EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MOTHER!<br>well, where are they?<br>In the bathroom. in my makeup bag. we never had this conversation.</p>

WTF MUM

Awkward Parents - <p>Mum :DYou're grounded.<br>HUH?! WHAT DID I DO?!<br>Oh, sorry, wrong child, honey.<br>But I'm an only child...<br>That means<br>OH MY GOD MUM</p>

Pet Snake

Awkward Parents - <p>MommaLets say hypothetically I bought a snake while you were at work. And lets say hypothetically, it got loose in your room... Would you be mad?<br>Since this is all hypothetical, you've got until I get home to find it. Otherwise, you've got 2 days to move out.<br>But mom!<br>If this is hypothetical, you have nothing to worry about. On my way home now. Love you<br>........</p>

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Don't interrupt your mother while she's...

Awkward Parents - <p>Mommy(:Hey sweetie how was school? :) <br>I'm bored so I'm going to text you what's up? <br>Oh that's sweet to text me. I'm just masturbating. <br>Don't worry mom auto corrects a bitch I know<br>What do you mean sweetie? I don't have an iPhone.<br>FML. Mom your sick.</p>

EPT - Easy Pregnancy Text

Awkward Parents - <p>MomHeyy, I need to talk you<br>Okay, what is it?<br>I'm pregnant<br>What?! How did this happen?! <br>Remember??? When we had sex in your car, I think the condom broke, you were going pretty rough on me... Not like it was my first time though<br>THIS IS YOUR MOTHER!!! GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!!! YOUR FATHER AND I WILL DEAL WITH YOU LATER!!! </p>

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