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Messed Up Dinner

Awkward Parents - <p>MOMMom, what r making for dinner?<br>Either chicken or penis butt and jelly. which wood u prefer?<br>Hmm. For some reason im leaning toward the chicken.<br>ok, sounds good. cause i think we r running out of penis butt<br>OMFG PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. why didnt u say anything about that?<br>I thought you were being serious. </p>

Doesdad cheat.?

Awkward Parents - <p>DadHey babe ;)<br>Uhm... Dad.?<br>Yeah i'm your daddy<br>And i'm your daughter...<br>Oh hey Kristal..<br>Its Danielle... & i'm an ony child...</p>

Opps....

Awkward Parents - <p>BIG PAPAHey hows college?<br>Pretty good, I've got straight A's and not as stressed as I assumed. <br>That's great!<br>Yea, bought some nerds into doing my work and got laid to many times to count. You coming to the party later? I haven't seen you in forever!<br>Son...<br>... Ah come on! You know it was gonna happen! God hates me.
-_____-</p>

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Awkward Parents - <p>MumHey Aaron baby, meet me at the hotel at 6, I'm so horny for you right now, Don't worry my husband and kids think im going out for a girls night!<br>...what?...look who ur texting
<br>OH SHIT! Your ungrounded, I'll buy you cod! a new car! give you money Just DON'T tell your father!<br>No can do mum.<br>$400, ill pay for your car, buy you the new cod, unground you, AND buy you any laptop you want!
Please!<br>Make the laptop an iPad and we have a deal :D</p>

Moms love

Awkward Parents - <p>MomPick me up the biggest dildo that they have.<br>WHAT THE HELL MOM?<br>What? I found the one you had in your room. You really need a boyfriend and I really need a Husband.<br>True. </p>

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