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Getting Caught

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>DADDDHey hun, call me as soon as you get this, I have some disturbing news about our daughter.</strong></p>
<p>Just text iti walked in on her and her boyfriend doing the dirty.</p>
<p>And they didn't notice.</p>
<p>What should I do?</p>
<p>?</p>
<p>Ummm.</p>
<p>Dad?</p>
<p>Oh hey sweetie</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>Well, this just got awkward.</p></p>

Dad's a dealer

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>DAD$20 a gram.</strong></p>
<p>The wife's outta town for the weekend.</p>
<p>Stop by today and tomorrow only.</p>
<p>DAD!</p>
<p>YOU'VE GOT TO FUCKING BE KIDDING ME!</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>Shit.</p>
<p>I'll give you 25% of what I make if you don't tell mom.</p>
<p>50% or I'll hit the fwd button.</p>
<p>Deal.</p>
<p>Pleasure doing business with you.</p></p>

Awkward

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>MomHey mom, can you get me some lotion?</strong></p>
<p>Why do you want lotion?</p>
<p>My skin feels rough.</p>
<p>I know you just want to masturbate.</p>
<p>You really need a girlfriendOh btw, I'm gonna get the large bottle, because you're gonna need all of it.</p></p>

Some awesome lists!

BURNN

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>DadHey Diana, my wife's out tonight, wanna come over?</strong></p>
<p>;).</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>DAD ARE YOU CHEATING ON MOM WITH HER SISTER?</p>
<p>Oh, shit!</p>
<p>SORRY SON!</p>
<p>Don't tell your mother and I'll pay you $500.</p>
<p>LOL too bad, I just showed mom and she wants you to know that she's kicking you out!</p>
<p>Oh, she also wants you to know that Diana was once Darren.</p></p>

Thanks mom...

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>MomHey mom, thank for messing up my room!</strong></p>
<p>Thank for messing up my uterus.</p>
<p>...</p></p>

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