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Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>DaddyHi dad, guess what?</strong></p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>I just got my sexy hole pireced.</p>
<p>Wtf.</p>
<p>You are 15 you should not be having sex.</p>
<p>OMG I meant second hole, and in my ear now has two earrings in it.</p>
<p>Oh, you scared me there.</p>
<p>Cool can't wait to see them.</p></p>

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Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>Dad.</strong></p></p>

Cheating Mom...

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>MomHey I really am looking forward to tonight;) but my husband is gonna notice if I take anymore condoms out of his drawer!</strong></p>
<p>MOM!</p>
<p>WTF!</p>
<p>WHO WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO GO TO!</p>
<p>Uhhh D: .</p>
<p>Happy April Fools!</p>
<p>?</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>?</p>
<p>Mom, It's July 10th.</p>
<p>Oh, how was your day sweetie?</p>
<p>:).</p></p>

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Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>DadOmg I just got Lisa pregnant O my goodness what are you going to do?</strong></p>
<p>!</p>
<p>Idk my dad is going to kill me !</p>
<p>Oh Shit.</p>
<p>You got that right get your ass home NOW !</p>
<p>Dumbass.</p></p>

Mom

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>MomDon't forget to pick up the salsa, and buy me new batteries for my vibrator.</strong></p>
<p>I want double penetration tonight!</p>
<p>Uhhh mom, what the fuck?</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>O MY GOD!</p>
<p>Hunny I am so sorry.</p>
<p>That was meant for your farther.</p>
<p>Just forget I asked.</p>
<p>How can I?</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>?</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>My room is right across from yours!</p></p>

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