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Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>MomDon't forget to pick up the salsa, and buy me new batteries for my vibrator.</strong></p>
<p>I want double penetration tonight!</p>
<p>Uhhh mom, what the fuck?</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>O MY GOD!</p>
<p>Hunny I am so sorry.</p>
<p>That was meant for your farther.</p>
<p>Just forget I asked.</p>
<p>How can I?</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>?</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>My room is right across from yours!</p></p>

uncle or whut?

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>JasonHi daddy!</strong></p>
<p>Oh no lauren this is your uncle :) Wrong convo</p>
<p>Nope you mah daddy :)What?</p>
<p>Mom told me so :)Oh.</p></p>

cum cakes

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>Mother,Hey baby I can't wait to get my hands on your precious dick that is all mine, mmmmmmmmm, can't wait.</strong></p></p>

Some awesome lists!

15 Ridiculous Auto-Corrects That Will Leave You Laughing Hysterically

15 Ridiculous Auto-Corrects That Will Leave You Laughing Hysterically

16 Painfully Awkward Family Texts

16 Painfully Awkward Family Texts

I\'m so telling

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>MomHey honey, can't wait for our special night ;D.</strong></p>
<p>Me either, say my name.</p>
<p>;)Sarah.</p></p>

Busted

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>DannyHey daddy , I'm going over to Jesse's house after school , that ok?</strong></p>
<p>That's fine sweetie , have fun!</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>DEBRA THE TURD IS OUT THE HOUSE !</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>Shall I get the whip?</p>
<p>;)uhh dad .</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>Am I the turd ?</p>
<p>?</p>
<p>Oh sweetie i'm sorry that was ment for your mother and you can be a little bratty sometimes oh i'm sorry .</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>Wait .</p>
<p>.........</p>
<p>MOM'S NAME LINDA !</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>But for $200 , an iPad 2 and a trip to Cancun , I can pretend mom's name is Debra.</p></p>

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