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Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>Kadihey babe, did u get that pic I sent?</strong></p>
<p>?</p></p>

Shaved pork

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>MomYou hungry?</strong></p>
<p>Uh.</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
<p>I thought so :) Have you looked in the fridge yet?</p>
<p>There's a huge surprise for you in there.</p>
<p>Luh uI hope it's your shaved pussy :DOMG THAT WAS TERRIBLE.</p>
<p>I MEANT PORKKKKKKK.</p>
<p>Shaved pork.</p>
<p>I'm sorry mom.</p>
<p>Mom?</p></p>

woopsy

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>Davey xLet me tell you a story about a hot girl.</strong></p>
<p>One day, she came over to see her boyfriend who had flowers for her, and she gave him a bj.</p>
<p>X (: come over?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Because the next part of the story is the girls father going over to the bastards house and shooting his daughters boyfriend.</p>
<p>......</p>
<p>O_O Sorry.</p>
<p>Let ME tell you a story about a girl called Lara who is now grounded, and forbidden to see her boyfriend again.</p>
<p>And by the way, you do not know how to flirt.</p></p>

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Small Penis

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>Mama Hey sweetie!</strong></p>
<p>I need some condoms, would you happen to have any?</p>
<p>Ew, mom, no!</p>
<p>Go tell dad to buy some.</p>
<p>They're out of X-tra Small.</p>
<p>So I thought I would resort to you.</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>Thanks, mom.</p>
<p>Thanks.</p>
<p>Hun, I think I just insulted Brian by telling him he has a small penis.</p>
<p>REALLY MOM!</p>
<p>?</p></p>

sexualActiveMom

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>Brian/sonhey i`ve bought the condoms, and a bra I think you will ,likeOh, sweet mom.</strong></p>
<p>GRRR, you can call me momma all night .</p>
<p>Omg, sweet jesus ,fuck me.</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>Oh I willHOLY SHIT !</p>
<p>!</p>
<p>You didn't see this brian, delete this NOW.</p></p>

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