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50 cent concert

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>DadDad, can I go to a 50 cent concert?</strong></p>
<p>:)Sure, theres a 1 dollar bill on the counter.</p>
<p>Bring your sister too ;)-.</p>
<p>-.</p></p>

sex with 7 guys

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>Mom.</strong></p>
<p>Yo girl.</p>
<p>Guess what?</p>
<p>I told my parents that me and him were just friends and we ended up having sex 2 nights ago, and tonight I madeout with another guy.</p>
<p>:)Oh, really?</p>
<p>You don't think that is too much?</p>
<p>Your 15.</p>
<p>Hell no.</p>
<p>I've had sex like 7 times already, no big deal.</p>
<p>I love doors with locks :)7?</p>
<p>Your a little whore.</p>
<p>This is your mother and your grounded for life and no more door, at all.</p>
<p>Slut.</p>
<p>OMG!</p>
<p>MOM!</p>
<p>I understand where your coming from but.</p>
<p>The names?</p>
<p>:(NO THAT IS NOT RIGHT OF A 15 YEAR OLD.</p>
<p>Your a whore.</p>
<p>Face it.</p></p>

Not my phone

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>EddyHey, you forgot your cell phone at my place.</strong></p>
<p>Uhm.</p>
<p>No I didn't.</p>
<p>Dude, I'm holding it right now.</p>
<p>I don't know who's phone you're holding but it's not mine.</p>
<p>How do you know?</p>
<p>?</p></p>

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Harry Potter

Awkward Parents - <p><p><strong>ReaganHey I just saw the last Harry Potter movie!</strong></p>
<p>Was it good?</p>
<p>YeahhOkay well don't ruin it for me like I am Number Four, Sex and the City, Capt.</p>
<p>America, and every other movie youve seen.</p>
<p>Voldemort dies.</p>
<p>Fuck you.</p></p>

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