Check out the rest of the Spartz sites

From bite-sized little love stories to hilarious captions, we've got it all!

or

Awkward Parents

Remember: GREEN bubbles are you, GRAY are the person texting you.

If you login you can save your submissions!

Name:
Title: (required)

Category: (required)

EPT - Easy Pregnancy Text

Awkward Parents - <p>MomHeyy, I need to talk you<br>Okay, what is it?<br>I'm pregnant<br>What?! How did this happen?! <br>Remember??? When we had sex in your car, I think the condom broke, you were going pretty rough on me... Not like it was my first time though<br>THIS IS YOUR MOTHER!!! GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!!! YOUR FATHER AND I WILL DEAL WITH YOU LATER!!! </p>

haha

Awkward Parents - <p>mommom. buy me condoms<br>um... what hunn?<br>i said, buy me condoms<br>for what?!<br>sex of course.<br>connor, give my son his iphone back.</p>

Messy Room = Scary Mom

Awkward Parents - <p>ChelseyMom wants you to clean your room when you get home from the movies w/Trevor.<br>Hell no! My room is clean enoughhh!!<br>That's just what she said.<br>Well tell her I said no<br>Will do<br>NO! Don't! I was just kidding!!! DON'T! MOM SCARES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!</p>

Some awesome lists!

12 Awesome Parental Ownage Texts

12 Awesome Parental Ownage Texts

13 WTF Times Your Phone Autocorrected To Cucumber

13 WTF Times Your Phone Autocorrected To Cucumber

OH MAN!!

Awkward Parents - <p>~Mommie~Hey hon ur dad sent me a text tht said:
Hey babe I love your (.Y.)
What does it mean?<br>LMAO! It means he likes your eyes tell him this:
Thanks and i love your 8====>
which means smile btw<br>Thanks! im sure he'll love the pic and everything<br>NP:D</p>

She Said

Awkward Parents - <p>Dadhey baby wanna cum ovr tonite the wife's out of town ;)<br>Check who you're texting<br>Shit!<br>a new Macbook, a new car-of my choosing, gas & insurance for the car, a new wardrobe, and full tuition to any college I pick, and I won't tell Mom.<br>Are you kidding me?? No fucking way!<br>what a coincidence! That's what Mom said when I told her.</p>

Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Last

Next »

Video

Top Pics

Best of the Week
Best of the Month
Best of All Time

Categories

All Lists
Adult
Autocorrect
Autocorrects
Awkward Parents
Awkward
Birthday
Christmas
Crazy
Cute
Dirty
Evening
Father's Day
For Girlfriend
For Him
Friendship
Fun
Funny
Hilarious
Humorous
Joke
Long
Love
Mother's Day
Other
Ownage
Poetry
Quote
Relationships
Romantic
Sad
Short
Sweet
For Boyfriend
For Girlfriend
For Her
For Him
For Wife
True

users online

Place your ad here
Loading...

Sell Gift Cards at Raise