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Hilarious Text Messages - <p><p><strong>DelilahHey there Delilah what's it like in your vagina?I’m a thousand miles away but girl I'd like to get inside ya, yes I do.</strong></p>
<p>No girl can fuck as well as you, I swear it's true.Hey there Delilah, don't you worry about protection.I'm even harder when you're lonely, take a look at my erection.Close your eyes, I wanna get between your thighs ‘til I'm inside.Oh, I wish you would do me.</p>
<p>Oh, I wish you would do me.</p>
<p>Oh, I wish you would do me.</p>
<p>Wish you would screw me!</p></p>

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